THE DEAL OF A LIFE TIME (Mine)
"JESUS CHRIST, JEFFREY!"
Wishes to sell a portion of book royalties to someone who thinks they can sell ice to Eskimos
If you want to make a serious offer, send me a retainer for $1,000 via the "Payments" link on this website and I will fly to wherever you want to pen the deal. All terms listed on the contract below are firm. Wait! My editor says there's a lot of loons out there that might go for that... make it $10,ooo.
If not , thank you for your time to look, and pass this offer on if you so choose.
"Jesus Christ, Jeffrey" In the Middle Is currently Being Edited for Production
